Everything Goes Cold "Minivan" Double-Sided Long Sleeve Shirt

To cover up those embarrassing tribal tattoos you got on each arm because you were trying to impress your boss at the old-timey chair factory. Sorry that didn't work out.

As long as you're stealing organs, why not steal some hearts in this new merch based on the now-classic "I've Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase of a Used Minivan" shirt from 2010. Features art by Stitchmind.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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