Everything Goes Cold "Minivan" Double-Sided Hoodie

Do you like our band so much that you moved your entire family into a restaurant walk-in freezer? Why did you do that? Now you'll have to buy these for everybody.

As long as you're stealing organs, why not steal some hearts in this new merch based on the now-classic "I've Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase of a Used Minivan" shirt from 2010. Features art by Stitchmind.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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