Everything Goes Cold "Minivan" Double-Sided Tank Top

If you've got two or more arms coming out of each shoulder, don't let traditional "one arm on each side" sleeves get you down. This tank top features fabric, but not too much of it.

As long as you're stealing organs, why not steal some hearts in this new merch based on the now-classic "I've Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase of a Used Minivan" shirt from 2010. Features art by Stitchmind.


• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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