Everything Goes Cold "Minivan" Double-Sided Women's Relaxed T-Shirt
For the Everything Goes Cold fan who can't stop saying "Hey buddy, my eyes are up here" despite wearing a belt made of disembodied eyes, who also needs clothing to go between that belt and the eyes pouring out of their mouth.
As long as you're stealing organs, why not steal some hearts in this new merch based on the now-classic "I've Sold Your Organs On The Black Market To Finance The Purchase of a Used Minivan" shirt from 2010. Features art by Stitchmind.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |
| SHIRT WIDTH (cm) | SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 47 | 64.1 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 19.7 |
| M | 50.8 | 66 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 21 |
| L | 55.9 | 68 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 22.2 |
| XL | 61 | 69.9 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 24.1 |
| 2XL | 66 | 71.8 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 26 |
| 3XL | 71.1 | 73.7 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 27.3 |